Want To Be A Millionaire

want to be a millionaire
I want to be a millionaire. What can I do?

I want to be a millionaire, what can I do to accomplish that in the next year? I only make $50,000/yr.

Go straight into politics.

Graft and corruption is a quick way up the financial ladder. Run for Mayor of your city if it’s less than 500,000 people. If you city is larger think of a smaller office, like Transportation or Power.

Since us voters are pretty apathetic your odds are 1 in 3 of getting elected as a total unknown. Fantastic odds to get to be a millionaire in about a year.

Luck with that.
Smile a lot.
Kiss some babies.


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